Social Porn!

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(This is not the XXX Social Porn kind of Social Porn. There, I’ve saved you from wasting to much time. You don’t even have to zip up.)
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Nothing wrong with some Social Porn.

The Cylopedia Andydickia defines Social Porn as:

Social Porn /ˈsoʊʃəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [soh-shuh pawrnl]:

–noun.

a social happening or party to discuss other misfortunes and misery to the point of  orgasmic belonging.
The revealing of personal information to strangers for attention.
(see also. Freak show, talk show, blog &  pillory)

In a sentence:

Johnny and Mary watches social porn about “kids with cancer freak-out on spring break (now one of the kids has AIDS too. You won’t believe who!)” and talks about how sorry they feel during the commercials.

Social Porn out in CYBERLAND.

Dr Phil tells it like it is to a woman who has lost her child.

www.drphil.com
You’ll cry, you’ll laugh, you’ll learn and feel empty as Dr Phil wallops in other peoples misfortunes and gives them quick-fix solutions that a gipsy fortune-teller could give for a dollar. But you know he’s a good guy cuz he has a funny dialect.

Tore på Sporet.
The greatest social porn of all comes from Norway, and is called: Tore på sporet. Here we can see fathers who have left their sons and daughter behind to fuck woman across the earth, and the struggle for their offspring to know their whore master heritage. If you don’t cry when they meet, your heart is made of stone.

Youtube.com
Youtube have two kinds of videos. 1) the copyright infringement kind and 2) Social porn gold kind. The last kind is also called “video blog” and more often than not it involves some no talented teen discovering a place to be seen and therefore will use it for all its worth. They will talk about being bullied, raped and their mental disorders like it was casual Friday everyday and that no one out in cyberland could possible know who they are. But the odds are that they were bullied, raped and got mental disorders because quite a lot of people knew who they were.

Here are some great examples:

1) It’s Chris Croocker til you crocke
2) I have a mental disorder that I will flash to you with some dramatic pop music. Note: It’s an emofriendly disorder, not narcissist or psychopath

3) I have a fascinating opinion about something, and it’s based upon personal experienced.

Social Porn on this blog

Here are links to my blog entries about social porn with a short summary for easy and quick reference. The links are to other places on my blog, and do not lead to real porn sites or otherwise naughty and/or illegal places @ the web. Haha… that would have been funny right? If I did place a link here that would lead you to horrible pages? LOL, POL and CRULL. But I am NOT thirteen, and I like to think my sense of humour is bit refined with age. I don’t laugh as much about practical jokes and people getting hurt as I used to.

On Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize (I can see your Halo, Halo, Halooo-oo-oo);
——Peace Prize has always been a great place to wank eachothers goodwill.——

A little reminder (”Am I gonne see God, Mommy?”)

Nothing makes you a better person than to cry for another’s misery.

HOW HOMOPHOBIC ARE YOU???????????? (”I could have been wilde, I could have been free.”)
Youtube has become a channel for great social porn. The library of mentally unstable teens willing to show the depth of their shallowness are huge! Did you know that an unknown amount of video is being uploaded to youtube right now? And who can forget that blond gay kid who screamed something about a celebrity and then became a celebrity himself? Or that fat kid, or that other kid who did that thing? And then it was that gay kid who also wanted to become a celebrity and that is what this blog entry is all about.

I’m trying to find the words without being disrespectful (An epic fail!)

There are many kinds of social porn, some closer too regular porn than others. This entry is about lost woman (and men, but who cares!) with daddy issues (he either didn’t love them enough or loved them to much) who’s only wish is to be seen and felt by different kinds of kind daddies and if a camera is around then it’s all about showing everything they have (i.e their tattooed bodies) to anyone who will see. In other words; social porn!
FUNFACT#1: The female equivalent of Oedipus complex (mother issues) is called Electra complex.
FUNFACT#2: To my knowledge there is no psychological term for sexiest whore masters who react badly when daughter becomes a slut. To but it in a sentence: Akon has a [missing word], when his daughter rubs her body all over strange men, because it doesn’t fit his Muslim view.

Why does anyone hate Rachel Ray? (“…and pretty girls make graves”)

I am not a great fan of talkshows, especially daytime talkshows. I am not a great fan of Rachel Ray either, but she seem to be, the little I have seen her show, to be sort of informal chat about everyday matters. The show is about cooking and talking over a cop of coffee (in other words MY LIFE!), not crying over our last rapes and abortions. In other words she is less about social porn and more about realizing endorphins into our bodies. So I made a rant about that… Rachel Ray, call me:)

“My VERY POSITIVE Abortion Experience” (“Karma Police arrest this girl!”)

I was looking for examples of great social porn on youtube to exemplify an section above. That’s when I found this lovely creature. I got so inspired by her opinion that I wrote a short-story.

Now, short stories aren’t social porn, because they are fiction, and some may say that we have no need for fiction when everybody can just tell their own experience about everything. So why did I write one then? I don’t know. I don’t know why I do anything. Sublimation is what Freud would call it. I call it “to much coffee and spare time makes you crazy!”

Let’s talk about physical and mental intimacy («The future so bright that I have to wear shades!»)

THIS IS THE BEST BLOG ENTRY I HAVE WRITTEN! EVER!

I have perfected “the crazy rant no one will read because it doesn’t fit their world view“!
I am the king of angry loners who talk with them self for company. The KING I TELL YOU!

Read it and it will open your mind like LSD and Ecstasy combined. (Andy does not condone dr.ug use, nor can he promise that the blog will give a similar felling as taking drugs)

Social Porn vs Porn 2.0 (“…and a happy New Year”)

I write to much about social porn and to little about other stuff (like how much I hate atheism and humanism or the state movies, art and human condition are etc.) but it’s just such an fascinating subject. Everyday new blah (sic) flies across our faces like so much bodily fluids. This time I wrote about the differences between new free amateur porn sites (also called social porn) and my definition of social porn (see above).

No comment…
I can’t comment, as that would, you know, make me a liar. But it is Social porn on many many levels.

An hypotheses about “shock”.
There are many animals in the media who do “shocking things“. But what is shock, and who decides what “shocking” is? This blog entry does not answer those questions, but instead wonders if a animal can shock more than once.

Soft-social porn (let’s complicate, divide and analyse some more)
The title says it all really. More of the same… I may have stagnated abit.

Suicide blogs
“I spend to much time on the internet” that’s the limit of my personal confessions. Some others may go further by perhaps saying “I hate my family“. Then there are those who like to talk about rape, depression and their abortions. Then in the deepest level of personal informations is “I want to die. I will kill myself with [some kind of poison or weapon] at [certain date] because [feelings of loss, void, anger, angst or estrangements]“. This entry is about that. Don’t anybody know of boundaries any more? “Condemn more“, “keep it to yourself” and “Do what you will, but don’t bother me” are my new motos.

The Trouble with «Jimmy Jump» the Retarded Gnome.

The Jimmy Jump stunts is not fully blown social porn as it’s less emotional and personal since it’s just plain attentions seeking. But as Freud would perhaps say (thank God he’s dead) everything we do are based upon our sexuality. So Jimmy Jump just want to get laid and he does that by becoming a semi-celebrity since he is ugly as hell. But his libido may become trouble for the rest of us. Like a cameraman on a porn shoot getting jizz in his eyes during filming we could all feel the pain of Jimmy’s funny stunt.

MobileVideo Social Porn
Mobilephones and privacy dont mix well.