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2 years

17 Sep

2 years…

can you believe it? Oh, what fun it is. Looking back,seeing how nothing has changed. *cocking of a gun*

Seeing all those funny comments, feedback etc. It really shows how the internet joins us together.

But…

Anyway…

It´s been a good run. I have written lot´s of things, that after re-reading gives me the creeps. “Did I write that? My God! How high was I?

And I don´t even use drugs.

And that may be one of the most important messages I could give you. If you need drugs to be special, creative, intelligent, innovative etc. You are not really any of those things.

What else?

Well there has been a lot of entries about *bleeped* up stuff written with *blepped* up language in hopes of showing how *bleeped* up they are… *bleep*. But mostly I think I have estranged myself from anyone who would read it or even agree with me, due to the choices of languages and style.

Yeah, that´s it. That doesn´t sound like self-denial and a lie

Yeah…

2 years.
Wow. Many words… Many words, opinions etc. I also made some pictures. Some of them are kind of cute… aren´t they? Aren´t they?

Aren´t they?

Well, anyway… I may not have changed the world with this blog, but I have atleast changed my world and that… and that… THAT makes all the difference.

Because we only write these blogs for ourselves, don´t we? No need for anyone to, you know, agree or give comments or re-post or like etc?

Happy birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. *soob*

Anyway… It´s all good. Everything is just as nice, dandy and on schedule as it was two years ago.

Right on schedule.

*BANG*

Blog 2.0 - Not afraid to look itself in the mirror and acknowledging how ugly it is.

Every new season of StarCraft 2 I get the sweet taste of defeat.

2 Aug

It seems that every time there is a new season in SC2 I loose a lot at the beginning. I usually play random 4v4 and it seems that the matches are placed very random. I have now lost 10 games in a row, winning a few matches just to give me a small sense off hope. It´s random, so it seems strange that I will end up with “noobs” every time. But when I have created my first two marines I get rushed. My allies have not created any more, sometimes even fewer.

It´s fun… To lose every time. And not just defeated annihilated by someone way better than me. I am a casual player and not a gambler. I like to play at a level where there at least is a chance for me to win. When I loose 10 in a row I get frustrated.

I thought that the point of ranking was that I get to play with people at my own level, but NO! I loose, time and again. Crushed.

Gameplay pics. See how I loose?


So, why is that? Idunno… I would like to blame my team players (and sometimes that is the case. Some have even dropped out at the start or worse not started to play and just stay there), and if it´s myself then perhaps I could change. But the real problem is the effing ranking system that places “evenly matched” players with great difference in skill.

Nonsense!

My appeal: Blizzard get that ranking stuff fixed ASAP. I am getting tired of loosing humiliating defeats by people way better than me.

And if you are wondering how defeat taste like; equal parts of all bodily fluids (male and female) blended together with a cherry on top.

Blog 2.0 - with a cherry on top.

Now in 3D

12 Jul

Soo…

Old school 3d glasses (stolen from wikipedia #1)


I don´t know if you noticed, but some (dare I say “all”?) movies now come out in the brand new 3D and everybody is amazed by the great new style of the films. 3D! It´s like we see it it in real life!

Now here is my opinion of 3D!

I have seen 3 films made in 3D. 2 of them in real 3D (Ice Age 3D and Thor 3D), and one that was made to be in 3D but I saw it in 2d (Piranha 3D). None of these movies where epic masterpieces and none of them were meant to be, so I saw them mainly to be entertained and to experience the 3D effects. What struck me was that the 3D was annoying as hell!

The first 3D movie I ever saw was Ice Age 3D. It was a computer animated film about creatures falling into a hole where dinosaurs lived. The animation with 3D worked very well, but afterwards I thought that I don´t need to see anymore 3D. The second film was THOR 3D. There I experienced that 3D is not actually 3D. If I move, the picture don´t. It just has a static depth so the picture basically becomes a moving pictorial reliefs., meaning that the the image becomes layers to create an illusion of 3D.

NEW 3D glasses... it still makes you look like a NERD!

Let´s be honest. The only audio-visual picture that is truly 3D would be the Hologram.

An important note here is that Thor 3D was not filmed in 3D but instead made into 3D in computers later. So I have never seen a live-action 3D movie filmed using 3D effects yet. But since every movie now adays has this forced gimmic put upon them I will probably have to watch “real 3D” later. “Real 3D” is filmed with two cameras that are suppose to represent our two eyes. I don´t know if it makes a difference or not and I don´t care!

3D is a distraction!

Throughout movie history there have been people like me complaining about new technology. There were someone complaining when films got sound. They said it would make films “theater in a box”. There where people complaining about films getting color. That color would remove the art about a film by making the image closer to reality.

Black, white, yellow. We all look the same in 3D (that´s green and red)!

I wont go that far in saying that 3D will ruin cinema, but I will restate my case… 3D is just a distraction. It´s like the good old addin “2000” (Windows 2000) or “New” (New Coke) to anything. It doesn´t change the quality of the product, it just gives something a shallow change. I think many filmmakers have lost the art of good films (entertaining or artsy) and think “We do not have a great script, story or actors, but we got some GREAT CG… and…. and it´s in FUCKING 3D! Who cares if it sucks, we will be numbed by this stunning new technology.”


And that´s my opinion.

Blog 2.0 3D; - Notice it has lots of spelling and grammatical errors in this entry, but who cares, it still has a fancy layout, some great pictures and some FUCKING good swears!

My views on the Smoking bans (A very outdated post)

1 Aug

Warning: Crazy nonsense. May destroy your mind!

I am soon going to Hollywood to put the fear of God in those godless heathens!

And success will be imminent as, you know, God helps his faithful followers (just ask Job). The point is that after my success everyone will want a piece of me.

Strangers in the street will yell; “Hey, AndyAce83. We loved what you did in that thing!“, “AndyAce83, I want to have your baby!” and “Love you so much I will kill myself.” I will naturally wear sunglasses and look angry so they will know that I am better than them. Ahh, happy times awaits.

What was I writing about again? Oh, yeah. Smoking bans in pubs and bars. I will get to that, I just need to daydream some more.

So everybody would want a piece of me and I would give it to many young and pretty ladies. Hard and sloppy, the AndyAce83 way! I will become one of those that I hated. The once I wanted to destroy by throwing the bible in their face. My plan was to run into Bill Maher office and say: “Take that Lucifer” with a kick-throw in his stomach and using bible paper for ninja stars cutting off his big nose. Also I would run into Asia Carrera and scream: “Whore of Babylon, your time is up! JUDO PUNCH! HOOYAAAA!“.

When I get to Hollywood, she will probably be legal. Hmm, tender, tight and crazy! Nothing wrong with that:)

Instead I would screamTHERE IS NO GOD” in a back room at a bar with red eyes and blood from my nose as I just killed another stripper-whore for the thrill in a delirium of drugs. Her stretch marks telling me I have made someone an orphan (as there are no fathers in Hollywood).

I am closing in on the point of smoking in bars now. Relax, man! Chill out. I know you are used to the internet giving you the fix at once, but in AMC we take a journey.

So I would be a failure in my success, and my life would become an exciting downwards spiral of infamy. Keywords being; violence, sex, drugs and MURDER!. Of course a book had to be written of my life. It would probably be called “AndyAce83- destructively exciting genius“, or “AndyAce83 – I can’t believe I fucked them all!

In that biography, to really emphasise the tragedy of my life, they would start in my innocent childhood. Then moving forward to my teenage life, early adulthood etc. Trying to find out where my downfall from grace to nihilistic annihilation (another great title for my book) began.

''from grace to nihilistic annihilation''- Yeah, I like that tittle the most. Do I hear of a Pulitzer Prize?

The answer would not be simple as there are lots of fascinating details to be revealed and lot’s of possible psychological motives for self-destruction. But one thing they would have to explore is one of my most important character traits; my intense burning for a subject for a while and then sudden disinterest.

Throughout my years, lots of what I would call “important” issues have been rebelled and argument for ad nauseam. In my early teens it was idealistic beliefs in the right of teens (believe it or not), in my late teens it was a rebel against the powers that be, in my early twenties it was smoking bans and now it’s the growing number of “freethinkers” who is using that phrase like a badge of honour (when I would make the claim that it is quite the opposite).

So with intense passion, heat, even anger I have fought for or against these different matters. I was like a broken record in the dessert sun that suddenly burned up to cinder.The fight has been fought and lost, but for your pleasure, and my future biographers easy reference, I will beat the dead horse one more time. Although now I couldn’t care less.

No smoking Bitch! (I am finally getting to the point)

I am by principal against smoking bans in bars and nightclubs as it’s a enormous loss in our civil liberties. If one makes the argument of health, I would make the claim that we are all going to die anyway. If one makes the argument of longer life, I would say we have no guarantees anyway. If one makes the argument of concern for people with lung-disease and allergies, I would make the claim that 1) sickly people shouldn’t be in bars anyway and 2) if we take consideration for them what about disco-lights for people with epilepsy or loud music giving us all hearing defects. If one makes the argument of smell, I would say that if you come back from a night on the town smelling of roses you have not been partying anyway. Debauchery smells of infected bodily fluids and cigarette smoke conceals much of it (another free tip from AMC;)

But this is not the main problem of smoking bans in bars and nightclubs. It goes far deeper than that, almost all the way to the illuminati and the white house. The problem is how it was forced upon us by the power that be (a theme in all my rebellions!). How we didn’t get any alternatives (and alternatives to the alternatives… see, another theme!) but instead got to be forced to be forced outside (yes, I am a smoker.) in the cold like the homosexuals once was. The sheeple saying “this is great because [baaa!!!]” not seeing the trouble this causes for everything else.

Psychic (or crazy or both. You decide. Send an SMS to 45-CRAZY to cast your vote)

Now I have made the suggestion before (many chapters in my biography will probably explore this) that I am psychic. In this case I gave the prophesy that “THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!”. It was probably not noticed by my friends as it came between other prophesies of doom (i.e “Feminism will be the end of us all!”, “DEATH AWAITS!”, “Meat is dead animals” and “My tooth hurts. I may have cavities.”), but time has proven me right.

Before the discussions was “Where should people be allowed to take a cigarette brake?” but now it’s “Where else could we ban people from having a cigarette brake?“. Sheeple have screamed the disgust with people who do not take to the healthy lifestyle of just alcohol, whoring and weed smoking. And now… I just don’t care. There will always be sheeple, and they will always be the real majority.

But it’s not that bad, cuz I will become a great Hollywood success story that will have sex with many sexy ladies before I die. So what do I care?

Blog 2.0 - DARES TO DREAM THE DREAM (while smoking a cigarettes. TAKE THAT SOCIETY! *cough, cough*)

Welcome to the Church of Science.

19 Apr

Welcome to the Church of Science.

Todays ceremony is about… something, something… illusions of the mind… oh, and there is no God.

It reminds me of Sunday school. There were less children of course, but lots were the same. We started to talk about trivial stuff, watching cartoons and what not, and then we took out the bible and learned “the truth”.

Just like Mr. Dawkins does here. First we do some actual learning, and then we learn about the lies of religion, spirituality and other nonsense.

Would you believe in a God if you were raised by Mr Dawkins? Probably not. Well perhaps when you were a teenager to make daddy angry, but no not for long. It’s all illusions and apophenia.

Now let’s read from the Origin of Species.

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

I think we all can agree. What Darwin is saying here is: Religion is a decease of the mind. Murder, mayhem, death and destruction is words that should have the connotations to belief and religion. We should all know! And we all know that science is the truth. The Omega of the world.

What this means is of course: We grew up with a sense that everything HAD TO HAVE A PURPOSE! But now we can see the human purpose for what it is: It’s a product of brains, and brains are a product of EVOLUTION.

Now we’re going to sing the hymn “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails.

Can I get an Amen?

Blog 2.0 - Reminds you of who invented the bomb!

Blog 2.0 - Reminds you of who invented the bomb!.

“Church Coffee”

After we have preached the good words, we like to have a cop of coffee in the basement. Where all us atheist can have a little talk about day-to-day strife of being an individual in a collective world etc.

Our Good Friend and mentor Mr. Richard Dawkins had a fascinating discussion of “Moral” and “Ethics” with another atheist. Let’s listen inn on what they had to say.

Yes, people are dumb!

They really are.

Believing that people are born equal with the same rights. That’s nonsense. We (the humanist) just said so to make the transition from Christian ethics to atheist “ethics” more easy. It’s basically what Christians did with hedonism holidays, taking something from that other belief system and making them their own so that people wouldn’t notice the change.

Remember my faithful atheist, there are no logical reasoning, other than naive idealism and religion that can defend that a person born without arms, or a person born without the brainpower of a scientist should have the right to live.

Now we know better… Retards and other sub-people have NO REASON TO LIVE and should be killed.

At our humble get-together we serve coffee, cake and consenting (and condescending) road-kill.

So the Saturdays goes by…

3 Apr

I’m so hungover.

So the Saturdays goes by…

Blog 2.0 - Likes when people screams cathartic to Weltschmerz. Yes, Mr Buckley, we all want to take a swim in the river with our booths on sometimes.

Oh, my head is going to explode