Give me strength! (“Like oh my god. Like totally.”)

23 Feb

Dear Internet,
there’s a function on youtube called “feature“, which means that people (with lots of money to burn) can pay a sum to be forced upon others while they are watching different videos on the site. This is an example of one of those featured videos.

Now, I wanted to post a comment below this video to scream out my discontent with this completely annoying dumb BH that has stuck her head out to show the depth of her shallowness. I was going to write something like “Do I know that you’re going to the prom/dance/party? No, I do not. Don’t say that I do, or I will take offence.”

Oh, no I didn’t.
Oh, yes I did!

Then I continued by writing “I know the first three digits of pi, what party Obama represents, that there is a financial crisis going on that has forced many people from your country to live on food stamps and that death penalty has no measurable effect on murder rates. But I did not know, or care, that you were going to the dance.” Ohhhohohoho!

Am I right? Am I RIGHT! Can I get a high-five, hey-oh and some other sign of appreciation?

Then at the end I added “(I don’t know why I bother. It’s like talking to a wall. You don’t care *period*. Why should you care about what I am saying.)” And that’s when it dawned on me. So I cancelled my post and went on to write on my own blog instead.

And we all lived happily ever after.

The End.

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