Elfes sæd feces off livers (“[Soooooo, penny-whore], I am a looser baby so why don’t you kill me!”)

26 Oct

I read the blog called “Sad facts of life” and got inspired to make a few of my own.

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#1: You’re not alone because you want to, but because no one wants you

#2: Your life isn’t hectic, you are just busy being busy.

#3: Even if you work hard at being different and special there probably will be six billions just like you in the world.

#4: Being a liberal or a socialist does not make you a better person than a conservative or capitalist. You just feel like your better, and that makes you even worse!

#5: Emo kids are not something to make fun at or romantizing, they have a personality disorder and need help.

#6: Children don’t need nice, relaxed parents. They need boundaries and being told they are children!

#7: The internet is not freedom off exchange in opinions, but a place to drown in other’s.

#8: Being a cynic does not make you funny, interesting and smart (or Dr. House), it just makes you a cynic.

#9: Not every act a person does is selfish, it’s just every act you do!

#10: You can read yourself to power (being manipulative), richer (use less, earn more) and more sex with more satisfied people (say he/she is pretty and do oral sex until they breath heavily), but you can not read yourself to happiness.

#11: No one reads your blog because they find your opinions fascinating.
They read it to steal your ideas (and perhaps make money of it).

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One Response to “Elfes sæd feces off livers (“[Soooooo, penny-whore], I am a looser baby so why don’t you kill me!”)”

  1. AndyAce83 October 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm #

    Fun Fact: Beck is a born member of Scientology and that does not change anything.

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